Five Feet High and Rising
  (The CWRU Version)
   appologies to Jonny Cash

How high's the snow Agnar?
	It's two feet high and rise'n
How high's the snow Papa?
	He said it's two feet high and rise'n
Need boots and snow pants to get around.
Car's been buried by the UCI snow plow.
Got some frostbite, have nine fingers now.
It's two feet high and rise'n

How high's the snow Agnar?
	It's three feet high and rise'n
How high's the snow Papa?
	He said it's three feet high and rise'n
Cuyahoga's under a level three.
All the branches fell off the old oak tree.
So this is life without electricity.
It's three feet high and rise'n.

How high's the snow Agnar?
	It's four feet high and rise'n
How high's the snow Papa?
	He said it's four feet high and rise'n
Break out the snow shoes to get the mail.
Catch the drips from the ceiling in the pots and pails.
Hope our roof doesn't fail.
It's four feet high and rise'n

How high's the snow Agnar?
	It's five feet high and rise'n
How high's the snow Papa?
	He said it's five feet high and rise'n
Ara-geeka is closed.  No caffine?!?  Alas!
How much longer could this last?
Another five and we'll cancel class.
It's five feet high and rise'n.

It's five feet high and rise'n.